Haddii gabadhu ay ogolaato inay ka shaqeyso shaqaale ahaan, waxay si fiican u ogtahay in mar dhow ama hadhow ay ku qasbanaan doonto inay la kulanto diilinta sayidkeeda. Si aad xidhiidh wanaagsan ula yeelato macmiilka, xirfaddeeda, aad bay muhiim u tahay. Ka dib oo dhan, iyadu ma diido lacag lafteeda. Markaasay afka si qumman u qaadatay, isna si qumman buu u soo jiiday. Oo isna wuxuu dareemayaa wanaag oo iyadu waa nooc shisheeye ah. Oo uma baahnid inaad u sheegto sayidad guriga wax ku saabsan - hadda waxay si fiican u bixisay talooyin adeegyo dheeraad ah :-)
Gabadha caatada ah waxay leedahay dameer yar. Waxay qaadatay waqti dheer in laga shaqeeyo. Laakiin nigger ma helin waqti uu ku sugo. Ka dib markii uu dharbaaxay, waxa uu si toos ah u muquurtay dabada digaaga. Ma garanayo waxa ay ku sugan tahay, laakiin waxaan filayaa inay wax fiican samaysay. Ka dib dameerkaas dameerka ah, ku dhufashada xubinteeda waxay la mid tahay fasax. Oo maxay sababta in gabadha brunette jecel guys madow? Ma leeyihiin dick ka macaan ama shahwad ka dhadhan macaan?
Jooji! Waxaan wacay booliiska!